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Another team is working on spacesuits to combat Mars's hostile environment. Mr. Musk has volunteered his sperm to help seed a colony.

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Jul 13
numb.comfortab.ly
Musk is literally jerking off to Mars.
Jul 12
@_eileenie_@www.threads.net
"SpaceX employees are working on plans for a Martian city, including dome habitats, spacesuits and researching whether humans can procreate off Earth. Mr. Musk has volunteered his sperm." It really does feel as if we've reached journalism's nadir.
Jul 12
@Piousunyn@universeodon.com
Musk sperm going to Mars, how nice.
Jul 12
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
Ew...ew...ew...🤮 >[Eli Cologne] Reportedly Offered SpaceX Employees Sperm to Seed Mars Colony futurism.com/elon-musk-sp...
Jul 12
did:plc:b3qel3lxiz5eb6tx62vzkptu
I can't get the image out of my mind of Elon Musk, circling Mars in a space ship, standing by an open hatch and shooting sperm out all over the atmosphere. How soon can he be ready to go?